Teacher : Little Mr.Bean, assuming you were at a bus stop and Terrorist throws a bomb. What will you do ?
Little Mr.Bean : I will stop assuming…..
Teacher : What is a verb ?
Little Mr.Bean : A verb is a valve in a bicycle Tyre.
Teacher : What are You saying ?
Little Mr.Bean : Its a complete sentence sir.
Teacher : Are You mad ?
Little Mr.Bean : Its a question sir
Teacher : don't be ...stupid
Little Mr.Bean : Its an advice sir.
Teacher : stop that nonsense!
Little Mr.Bean : Its a command sir.
Teacher : You are an idiot
Little Mr.Bean : Its an insult sir.
Teacher : Get out of my class!
Little Mr.Bean : Its an order sir.
Teacher : Oh goodness!,,,, what a boy!,,,,
Little Mr.Bean : Its an exclamation sir.
Teacher : May God have mercy on You.
Little Mr.Bean : Its a prayer sir …..
the teacher fainted!!
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